I don’t care what you think of Denise Richards: she looks hot!

Once you’re done admiring what Charlie Sheen lost, check out these luscious links.

• Mariah Carey is making a video for a song called Obsessed. Seems appropriate. - Bastardly
• Michael Jackson’s will is now available for scrutiny. - I’m Not Obsessed
• If you’re really desperate to look at someone, check out Janice Dickenson at the beach. - Celebslam
• Gwyneth Paltrow finds yet another country more appealing than the United States. - The Blemish
• Catfight! With Anna Kournikova! - Yeeeah

Amanda Righetti was Vegas born and raised, so she returned to her roots when she posed for Vegas Magazine. Ah, Vegas. The adult playland.  Amanda looks like a fun girl, perfect for a weekend (or evening) in Las Vegas.

Okay, I’ll be honest. I have no idea who this chick is. But I have the most important thing you need to know about Jacqueline MacInnes Wood: she is hot. The pictures don’t lie. So appreciate Jacqueline and her lovely ladies.

And if you want to know more about her, I’m sure google or wikipedia have more information for you.

I’m still bitter about Melissa George. We were supposed to see her in some hot girl-on-girl action in Grey’s Anatomy, but for whatever reason her character came and went after a few episodes.  I don’t care who they paired Melissa up with: it would have been sizzling. She looks like she wants nothing more than you. With her.

Oh well. Now Melissa’s playing a lawyer on some TV show or other. Too late to write in in protest.

Marion Cotillard looks very happy, and I’m happy to get an eyeful of her. So we’re both happy. Works for me.

Once you’re done admiring Marion, check out these luscious links.

• Lady GaGa has finally lost her damn mind. - Bastardly
• James Franco has also lost his damn mind. - I’m Not Obsessed
• Topher Grace hit that. - Celebslam
• Simon Cowell is making some serious coin. - The Blemish
• Oh yeah. Megan Fox dresses up like a cheerleader. - Yeeeah

These Jennifer Aniston pictures aren’t new, but she (and her girls) look so hot, I couldn’t resist. I look at them her and think Brad Pitt must’ve been crazy to leave her for Angelina- well, maybe he’s not crazy.  Just insanely lucky.

I’ll just have to settle for these picture. Old but very good.

These ladies manage to look just as good on the beach as they do all made up for a photoshoot. Here the Pussycat Dolls posed for Blender Magazine. Here they are curled up together like a litter of kitties.

Girl on girl x 3.

I wouldn’t mind being in the middle of that.

It looks like some lucky-ass photographer got to hang out on a lazy Saturday afternoon with Scarlett Johansson. At least, that’s how the pictures look, and that’s good enough for me. I’d almost forgot just how hot Scarlett is.

Damn.

Some people are saying that Isabel Lucas is about to take Transformer’s co-star’s Megan Fox’s unofficial title of “World’s Sexiest Woman” away. I look at this pic and definitely see potential…

Once you’re done comparing Isabel and Megan, check out these luscious links.

• Annalynne McCord becomes the hottest sponsor yet of the Blackberry (over the iPhone 3GS!) - Bastardly
• Eva Mendes doesn’t look too thin, does she? - I’m Not Obsessed
• If you want to be flashed by Kate Moss, then take a look. - Celebslam
• This is the only time I’ve ever wished I was an ice cream cone: so I could be between Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. - The Blemish
• Homewrecker Sienna Miller confused sexy for messy. - Yeeeah

Alessandra Ambrosio did a photoshoot for InStyle magazine. The article she posed for is supposed to tell women how to be sexy. Ignore the bullshit that men said about what’s sexy. I can tell women the honest truth about what’s sexy: Alessandra Ambrosio. If you end up looking like her, then you’re sexy.